3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,350 Just like every ordinary day 4 00:00:08,350 --> 00:00:10,630 Okay, commercial break. 5 00:00:10,630 --> 00:00:13,010 Let’s talk about everyone’s day. I’ll go first. 6 00:00:13,010 --> 00:00:15,310 I go to work with my bag full of donuts 7 00:00:15,310 --> 00:00:16,990 I didn't sell a single car and then went home. 8 00:00:16,990 --> 00:00:18,150 And donuts? 9 00:00:18,150 --> 00:00:20,510 Sorry, there are too many red lights on the road today. (I was bored while waiting at the red light and ate it all up) 10 00:00:20,510 --> 00:00:23,280 - OK Next - I didn't make the chess team 11 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:26,300 It turns out that chess players are amazing 12 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:28,790 I finally sneezed and the rubber came out 13 00:00:28,790 --> 00:00:31,680 I'm just busy today, whatever 14 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,820 I found a dinosaur bone 15 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:36,080 What? 16 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:38,930 Another surprising day 17 00:00:38,930 --> 00:00:40,850 Yeah, I was at the south end of the quarry. 18 00:00:40,850 --> 00:00:41,850 Suddenly when I looked down 19 00:00:41,850 --> 00:00:44,970 I found something rough that looked like a foot bone. 20 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:47,130 - That's amazing! - Super cool! Not bad 21 00:00:47,190 --> 00:00:50,240 So I'm going to tell the community college Ask them to send people to dig 22 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:53,120 What? You want to give credit away to someone else? 23 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,860 Mike this is a big deal 24 00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:56,940 Dad, you should contact the Orson Herald. 25 00:00:56,940 --> 00:00:59,160 Maybe they'll put your picture in the newspaper 26 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,260 They don't want to post my picture 27 00:01:01,260 --> 00:01:03,140 That time someone got fried chicken nuggets shaped like the Texas map 28 00:01:03,140 --> 00:01:05,750 They covered it all 29 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:07,230 I think you will report it 30 00:01:07,730 --> 00:01:10,110 So Mike contacted the "Orson Herald"... 31 00:01:10,110 --> 00:01:11,720 They told the local newspaper again... 32 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,560 They told the National News Service again... 33 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:14,560 That's it... 34 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:19,880 We have to stop work for 4 months Let the paleontologists do the digging 35 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,220 Mike lost his job 36 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,210 You get off work very early 37 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,680 You even bought dinner. What a surprise. 38 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,510 Yes, there is indeed a bad "surprise" 39 00:01:30,510 --> 00:01:33,970 You forgot the ketchup. How frustrating! 40 00:01:33,970 --> 00:01:35,340 I'm unemployed 41 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:36,290 What? 42 00:01:36,290 --> 00:01:40,150 Wait! Found it under the fries 43 00:01:40,150 --> 00:01:41,930 They decided to close the quarry for a few months 44 00:01:41,930 --> 00:01:44,260 So scientists can to dig up the remaining bones 45 00:01:44,260 --> 00:01:45,260 No! 46 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,480 Oh my God, you're unemployed. Is our family okay? 47 00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:51,310 Don't worry, it's only a few months 48 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:52,440 we'll be fine 49 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:54,180 - Of course - Nothing to worry about 50 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:56,550 Mike, can we talk in the kitchen? 51 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,180 Oh my god Mike we're done 52 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:05,580 Yeah, I don’t want to be like this either 53 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:07,710 At least your agency work is improving 54 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:09,750 Those are just for children 55 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:12,140 If you lose your job, we won't be able to survive. 56 00:02:12,140 --> 00:02:13,140 What are your plans? 57 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:17,530 I want to travel and cycle around Europe 58 00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:19,350 What do you think I can do? Of course I'm looking for another job. 59 00:02:19,350 --> 00:02:21,380 I'm technically proficient, so there's nothing to worry about. 60 00:02:21,380 --> 00:02:24,470 Okay, then I'm not worried either 61 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:29,250 Mom signed 62 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:34,570 Do you want to run for school recordkeeper? 63 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:36,590 What's wrong? I thought you would be very supportive 64 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,480 Brick What are you signing up for every time? 65 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:39,810 I have to do it in the end 66 00:02:39,810 --> 00:02:41,090 Not really 67 00:02:41,090 --> 00:02:43,590 Mom, I participated in the science fair 68 00:02:49,780 --> 00:02:52,610 We want to do this for Mr. Peterson Host a retirement party 69 00:02:52,610 --> 00:02:54,670 I signed up to write a song for him 70 00:02:54,670 --> 00:02:58,240 Mr. Peterson, you are funny and funny. 71 00:02:58,740 --> 00:03:04,030 We will miss you very much Mr. Peterson 72 00:03:04,650 --> 00:03:06,690 Oh oh oh... 73 00:03:07,490 --> 00:03:10,510 You don't have to do anything this time, I promise 74 00:03:10,510 --> 00:03:12,180 All you have to do is sign 75 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:14,300 Or I can ask Axl to sign it for you. 76 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:16,320 He's very good at it 77 00:03:20,490 --> 00:03:22,200 Hey there's a job here 78 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:27,270 "Assistant Archaeologist Master's Degree" 79 00:03:27,270 --> 00:03:29,180 It's so unfair. You're totally capable. 80 00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:30,580 That broken bone you found 81 00:03:30,580 --> 00:03:31,880 Trust me dad, I've been looking 82 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,870 There is no job at all, no matter how good you are 83 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:39,550 Seriously, I submitted about 3 resumes last week 84 00:03:39,550 --> 00:03:41,450 You can’t just submit your resume 85 00:03:41,450 --> 00:03:44,350 In this situation, you have to get up and find a job. 86 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:45,860 Looking for a job is a job in itself 87 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:47,230 I'd rather resign and forget it 88 00:03:47,230 --> 00:03:49,410 The only way to quit is to find a job 89 00:03:49,410 --> 00:03:51,120 Just for this you this weekend 90 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,140 Come with me to the Orson Talent Exchange Center 91 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,470 Oh my god! When did I Can you have your own time? 92 00:03:56,470 --> 00:04:00,260 Talent exchange center? Really unfair 93 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,260 If such a sunny boy can't find a job 94 00:04:04,650 --> 00:04:07,400 So what hope do we have? 95 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:13,780 That’s how Mike started His job search journey 96 00:04:13,780 --> 00:04:17,170 Looks really cool in a funeral jacket 97 00:04:17,170 --> 00:04:19,340 There are so many people lined up just to get in? 98 00:04:19,340 --> 00:04:21,350 So many people are looking for jobs 99 00:04:21,350 --> 00:04:23,860 It's so cool. I'm the only one here who's not 100 years old. 100 00:04:23,860 --> 00:04:25,430 Where is your resume? 101 00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:26,810 Do you still want to interview? 102 00:04:26,810 --> 00:04:28,920 Man I'm taking it What about an interview with a movie theater brother? 103 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,090 Want to see his dog vomiting? 104 00:04:31,540 --> 00:04:34,960 Look, aren't these Indiana bones? 105 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:40,030 If you find anything on the ground don't tell this guy 106 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,100 My interview went well 107 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:46,330 How to spell "scrotum"? 108 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:52,760 Brick 109 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,230 This says your flyer needs to be completed by tomorrow 110 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:56,400 Really? 111 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,990 Flyers are important Brick 112 00:04:58,990 --> 00:05:01,720 When I failed in the student union election, I made flyers 113 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,340 And when I failed to run for the Youth Association, 114 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:06,360 And when running for junior high school alumni association failed 115 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,370 I don't think you can succeed like this 116 00:05:08,370 --> 00:05:10,290 But I definitely won’t be able to finish it before tomorrow 117 00:05:10,290 --> 00:05:13,570 I have to use paper, a photocopier, and... 118 00:05:13,570 --> 00:05:15,500 No, what should I do? 119 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:18,460 Don't, don't look at me 120 00:05:18,460 --> 00:05:19,930 If you forget to make flyers 121 00:05:19,930 --> 00:05:22,420 You might be the campaigner without a leaflet 122 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:26,080 You remember our agreement, kid! you have to rely on yourself 123 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,300 I definitely won't help you 124 00:05:34,330 --> 00:05:37,600 Using the public for personal gain 125 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,200 Dad likes bad girls 126 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,810 Yes, mom still wants to keep her job. 127 00:05:40,810 --> 00:05:43,210 - Can you hold the door for me? - Of course, don't worry, I'm happy to help. 128 00:05:44,550 --> 00:05:48,240 Sometimes I don't wear pants Sitting on Ehlert's desk 129 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:52,220 Every day I win 130 00:05:56,150 --> 00:05:59,260 No tipcakes, no rides It's so bad here! 131 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:01,480 Find a job quickly and get out of here 132 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:04,120 Axl This is the necessary stage for you to find a job 133 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,140 Watch and learn 134 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:10,540 Welcome to CFB consultation I'm Charles F.Barnes aka CFB 135 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:11,660 Hey Mike Heck 136 00:06:11,660 --> 00:06:14,140 Okay Mike, can you look at your resume? 137 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,830 First of all, there is a serious problem with your font 138 00:06:18,830 --> 00:06:20,490 - What? - a bit boring 139 00:06:20,490 --> 00:06:23,320 I can completely change your resume. Only charge $100 140 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,850 If you want more comprehensive employment consultation 141 00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:28,020 Weekend rates start at $500 142 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:30,690 This price is very reasonable among peers. 143 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,530 Wait 144 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:36,730 this is fraud 145 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,250 There's no recruitment here at all 146 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:39,720 You seduce those who are unemployed 147 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,200 So you can sell it to them Trash that can't afford it 148 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:45,090 Just make a living 149 00:06:47,270 --> 00:06:48,790 Told you dad You can't find a job like this 150 00:06:48,790 --> 00:06:50,300 There is no other job written in the newspaper 151 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:52,500 Newspaper? That’s too much nonsense. 152 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:53,960 Do you know how I found my last job? 153 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,710 My friend is on Facebook find another brother 154 00:06:55,710 --> 00:06:58,310 he said to me "Hey do you want this idiot to work?" 155 00:06:58,310 --> 00:07:01,590 I said, "Okay, never mind." He said "Great" again and I said "Very good" 156 00:07:02,370 --> 00:07:04,230 I no longer have to worry about America's future 157 00:07:04,230 --> 00:07:06,590 That's it. Go online. 158 00:07:09,550 --> 00:07:10,550 Since then 159 00:07:10,550 --> 00:07:13,690 Mike starts to feel like a dinosaur 160 00:07:13,690 --> 00:07:15,990 -Axl! - What's wrong? 161 00:07:15,990 --> 00:07:18,930 This company is for online job hunting. You have to help me. 162 00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:22,910 Want to consult with Superman? 163 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,190 I've never called you that 164 00:07:24,190 --> 00:07:27,440 How do I get this online? 165 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:30,180 Save as PDF and upload 166 00:07:38,030 --> 00:07:39,150 OK 167 00:07:39,150 --> 00:07:42,690 Is that enough? Thank you 168 00:07:42,690 --> 00:07:47,070 -Axl! - What's wrong? 169 00:07:47,070 --> 00:07:48,430 They want an email address 170 00:07:48,430 --> 00:07:51,460 I have an office It’s gone now. Keep one for you? 171 00:07:51,460 --> 00:07:54,790 Rock it @grungemail.com 172 00:08:01,630 --> 00:08:04,350 I don't care about your flyers. 173 00:08:06,230 --> 00:08:08,600 Wait, are you actually making your own posters? 174 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,090 And...it's already done 175 00:08:14,270 --> 00:08:18,510 Go away, turn around and walk away 176 00:08:20,870 --> 00:08:23,830 -Axl - What happened again? 177 00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:26,300 - I received the interview notice - very good 178 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:28,460 - Are you going for an interview? - Yes 179 00:08:28,460 --> 00:08:30,470 Honey, help me prepare my tie 180 00:08:30,470 --> 00:08:33,760 Okay, but how do we turn on the lights in the basement? 181 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:39,460 Honey, if I had a job Change a good light bulb. If you have money, you can buy it. 182 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,250 Hi I'm Mike Heck 183 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:45,990 Yes, rock 'n' roll 184 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:47,590 Please sit down 185 00:08:47,590 --> 00:08:50,250 Tell me about it Mike 186 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:51,920 What brought you to interview at Hoosier Grain? 187 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:55,060 You call me and tell me to come in and I will come. 188 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:58,750 Okay, tell me a little about yourself, okay? 189 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:02,790 What three words would you use to describe yourself? 190 00:09:02,790 --> 00:09:04,460 Uh... 191 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,000 tall... 192 00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:09,920 Mike... 193 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,040 Man? 194 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:18,450 OK. What do you think is your best quality? 195 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:20,050 Tall? 196 00:09:20,050 --> 00:09:21,640 What is your worst quality? 197 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,260 Why am I telling you this? 198 00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:26,100 Isn't that silly? I'm here to find a job 199 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:31,490 If you were allowed to choose your own skin color What color will you choose? 200 00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:33,440 I would choose my current skin color 201 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,500 Do you still have the right to ask these questions? 202 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:39,010 See? Mike doesn’t quite understand. The Hidden Rules of Job Interviews 203 00:09:39,010 --> 00:09:40,240 He doesn’t have this string in his head 204 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,180 Look, I was a manager. I am a hardworking employee 205 00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:43,670 I have never been late for work in my life 206 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,810 What else do you want to know? 207 00:09:45,810 --> 00:09:50,750 What kind of super power do you think? Being at work is the most valuable... 208 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:57,050 Flying, invisible, or infinitely stretchable? 209 00:10:03,830 --> 00:10:07,370 I was surprised that Brick forgot to pick up the flyer 210 00:10:07,370 --> 00:10:08,690 I think it’s my fault 211 00:10:08,690 --> 00:10:12,720 Because I just put them Put it on his schoolbag without putting it in 212 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,680 When will my memory last? 213 00:10:17,810 --> 00:10:22,210 Ironically, the person who made the floral poster Be more attentive than Brick 214 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,360 Hey, damn girl 215 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,480 Is this your masterpiece? 216 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:31,200 No, but this is so funny 217 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,910 Do you think it's funny? I don't think so 218 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:36,760 Do you know why? Because Brick is not a nerd 219 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:38,560 It makes no sense at all. It's no fun. 220 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:41,400 Irony aside, are you laughing at this? 221 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,830 Because my son isn't even remotely nerdy? 222 00:10:44,830 --> 00:10:46,220 are you a teacher? 223 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:50,510 You wish I was 224 00:10:50,510 --> 00:10:56,470 Your school's policy prohibits hiring me...Megan 225 00:10:56,470 --> 00:10:59,640 I think you'll vote for Brick to be the record keeper. 226 00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:09,830 Ou Ye, I’m on full fire 227 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:13,960 Okay, don’t draw it so cleanly and neatly. 228 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,330 It has to look like it was drawn by an 8-year-old kid 229 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:19,200 Frankie I took an advanced charcoal drawing class. 230 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,790 I can't let my skills disappear! 231 00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:23,910 Mom, I found some more pens in the basement 232 00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:25,710 But I can't find a clean whiteboard... 233 00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:27,450 So I brought what I had before 234 00:11:27,450 --> 00:11:29,040 We can use the reverse side to draw 235 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,810 Look how much effort I put into it. 236 00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:37,170 As a result, Vicky Hanson developed early She just won. It's so damning. 237 00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:41,560 Frankie, what do you think of shiny edges? Or is it a bit much? 238 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,850 I think it's a bit much 239 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:47,410 Give me a new poster 240 00:11:47,410 --> 00:11:51,110 Mom, if you want to ask me since I was 17 What we learned from the failed election experience 241 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,670 That is, posters cannot help you turn decay into magic. 242 00:11:53,670 --> 00:11:56,050 Speeches are important 243 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:00,660 Are you still planning to give a speech? 244 00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:03,730 Yes, Thursday at 2:30 p.m. 3 to 5 minute speech 245 00:12:03,730 --> 00:12:04,950 Have you written the manuscript? 246 00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:06,120 I haven't decided what to say yet 247 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,140 But I've already thought about what to wear 248 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,740 Hi, how was the interview? 249 00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:15,140 Very good Very good 250 00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:17,590 Can you come to the kitchen? 251 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:21,520 Too bad 252 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:23,570 She keeps asking me stupid questions 253 00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:25,340 It has nothing to do with work at all 254 00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:29,080 How would I describe myself? Not at all 255 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:32,750 So stupid. So stupid. That's what I told her. 256 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:35,690 Mike, you have to learn to deal with this. 257 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:38,190 You have to learn how to flatter a horse 258 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:39,790 Listen, you have an interview tomorrow 259 00:12:39,790 --> 00:12:42,060 Whatever job they want you to do 260 00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:44,370 You have to pretend to be passionate 261 00:12:44,370 --> 00:12:47,480 I'm only passionate about you Colts and the kids 262 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,410 Work...just work 263 00:12:49,410 --> 00:12:51,330 You can't say that Mike 264 00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:53,610 And thank you for putting me in front of the Colts. 265 00:12:53,610 --> 00:12:55,310 I'm telling you, those employers are in trouble. Frankie 266 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,790 I really don't know how other people find jobs 267 00:12:56,790 --> 00:12:58,230 Hey I got a job! 268 00:12:58,230 --> 00:12:59,700 The guy from the movie theater texted me 269 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:03,110 I'm in charge of showing movies He said I can bring girls up there. 270 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:10,040 Afterwards Mike did a good job in the next interview Preparation for nonsense 271 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:15,590 Mike septic tank work What exactly attracts you? 272 00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:18,390 God, where do I start? 273 00:13:18,390 --> 00:13:22,890 I think for society What you do is particularly important 274 00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:26,770 There are many other places What about other important work, Mike? 275 00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:28,560 Why do you want to make this one? 276 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:32,180 I like working with my hands, you know? 277 00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:34,260 Like to reach in... 278 00:13:37,140 --> 00:13:39,730 A lot of work is done with your hands 279 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,460 Why come to us? 280 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:47,570 I...thought of cleaning the pool 281 00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:49,470 Give the family a fresh start 282 00:13:49,470 --> 00:13:53,970 It's a very gratifying thing 283 00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:56,250 You have to understand a person's rubbish first 284 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:58,550 Only then can we understand the person himself 285 00:13:58,550 --> 00:14:02,240 But why choose a septic tank? 286 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,680 Because... 287 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:08,780 Because he was wearing a rubber suit and goggles 288 00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:14,400 Walking through human feces sounds like an adventure! 289 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,940 Like an astronaut on Earth 290 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:24,210 All I have to say is that I am super interested in septic work! 291 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,410 Okay, you should mention it in your speech 292 00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:34,970 Why do you want to be a school record keeper? 293 00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:37,250 So...why do you want to be What about the school’s little record-keeper? 294 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,530 You can write whatever you want 295 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,870 Brick I won't stay with you forever 296 00:14:41,870 --> 00:14:44,160 if you want to fight for something It takes effort 297 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,860 Because what you want won't come to you on its own 298 00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:48,300 Here are the remaining posters 299 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,410 I also made this Brick flag 300 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,350 Maybe you want to wave it at the convention 301 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:54,450 Be careful, the watercolor is not dry yet. 302 00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:58,050 Why is Brick still reading? 303 00:14:58,050 --> 00:14:59,320 Bob brought you a poster 304 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,190 I'm sitting here writing your speech... 305 00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:02,950 I didn't ask you to help me 306 00:15:02,950 --> 00:15:04,390 Someone has to do these things. 307 00:15:04,390 --> 00:15:06,190 Oh my God! You're driving me to death! 308 00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:08,370 Hey, okay, okay! 309 00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:10,660 Can you come with me? 310 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,300 Listen Frankie if he can't finish 311 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,300 Then let him not finish it 312 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:16,770 You have no obligation to help him 313 00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:18,020 Bob you don't understand the situation. 314 00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,920 They already think he's a nerd 315 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:24,150 Okay, let me tell you a little secret 316 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,040 I used to be a nerd 317 00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:30,070 Didn't expect that at all, right? 318 00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:31,450 No 319 00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:33,540 The best gift my family has given me is... 320 00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:34,540 Let me keep trying and failing 321 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:37,840 They didn't even put training wheels on my bike I broke my wrist three times 322 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,340 But eventually I learned 323 00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:41,780 Now every time I feel like I can't do something 324 00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:44,410 I just need to listen to the sound of my wrist 325 00:15:44,850 --> 00:15:48,320 Obviously Bob’s parents are totally incompetent 326 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,550 But what he said makes sense 327 00:15:54,130 --> 00:15:55,670 Brick baby... 328 00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:56,920 I'm so sorry 329 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:57,930 this is your speech 330 00:15:57,930 --> 00:16:01,530 Whether you write a manuscript or not...it's up to you. 331 00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:04,880 Okay, then I won’t write it. Thank you, Mom. 332 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,690 Hi dear, how was the interview? 333 00:16:12,690 --> 00:16:13,690 Pretty smooth 334 00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:16,160 Really? No need to go to the kitchen to whisper anymore? 335 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,460 No need 336 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,590 Bob what are you doing here 337 00:16:19,590 --> 00:16:22,020 We put the kids to bed... 338 00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:24,440 Then I watched TV for a while 339 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,410 Can I get you a beer? 340 00:16:26,410 --> 00:16:28,920 No, Bob, I'll do it myself. 341 00:16:30,210 --> 00:16:33,370 - Are you wearing my pajama pants? - Yeah, I got paint on my pants. 342 00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:36,150 I was washing it, so I took a pair of yours to wear. 343 00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:39,070 I know you don't mind 344 00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:41,630 Go away Bob 345 00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:46,830 Are you sure? Because... Maroon 5 tonight I want to be on Kimmel’s talk show 346 00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:49,840 I don't even know who that person is Bob, drive carefully. 347 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,880 How? Is it really that smooth? 348 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,620 You are really telling lies with your eyes open. 349 00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:01,450 That's right 350 00:17:05,570 --> 00:17:07,180 The day of election has arrived 351 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:09,650 I'm ready to Brick sink or swim up 352 00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:10,820 But if he really sinks 353 00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,510 I'm also ready to sound the fire alarm... 354 00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:16,190 I'll be a great little record-keeper 355 00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:18,540 Orson septic plant phone number 356 00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:21,540 I think serving in the student union 357 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,700 This is the best way for me to give back to this school 358 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,530 Because this school has given me a lot of things 359 00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:29,090 I would be honored to tell our story 360 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,590 Tell it to the future generation 361 00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:32,890 Since the end of last year 362 00:17:32,890 --> 00:17:35,260 I haven't been able to sleep Studying day and night... 363 00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:38,240 You said that... 364 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,440 Did he say why? 365 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,440 The reason... I told you 366 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:45,580 He said he didn't believe anyone could So interested in septic tanks 367 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:48,980 He senses hypocrisy in my enthusiasm 368 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,060 thank you 369 00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:52,960 Thank you Ken 370 00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:56,430 The last candidate to be elected as the school recordkeeper It's Brick Heck 371 00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:57,890 Brick? 372 00:17:59,290 --> 00:18:01,050 Brick? 373 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:03,520 How was his speech prepared? 374 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,600 I don’t know. I didn’t write it. 375 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,740 What? 376 00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:10,960 Hi I'm Brick Heck 377 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,950 Or most of you call me "nerd" 378 00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:19,300 I spend a lot of time here at Orson Elementary School They're all locked in the cabinet 379 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:22,890 It also gave me a lot of time... to think. 380 00:18:24,050 --> 00:18:27,780 You might think I'm weird Maybe I'm really weird 381 00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:29,610 Of course, maybe I made you late for recess. 382 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:31,110 Because we have to act together 383 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,960 And I was still pulling up my pants in the bathroom 384 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,330 Of course sometimes I speak with a Scottish accent 385 00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:42,650 "Try before giving up!" (imitation of Scottish accent) 386 00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:48,710 Aren't I just what you need? The school record keeper? 387 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,990 A person without any social connections? 388 00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:54,740 One who will take photos when you are having fun 389 00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:57,330 But you don’t want to get involved? 390 00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:59,670 But the main reason why you should vote for me 391 00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:02,580 It's because I'm terrible at basketball. 392 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:08,910 If I don't get drafted, I just have to join the team 393 00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:11,690 Do you have a good conscience? 394 00:19:11,690 --> 00:19:13,400 I'm thinking about not going there 395 00:19:18,050 --> 00:19:20,000 I was too worried and focused on rescuing Brick 396 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,330 In the end, he saved us 397 00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:23,840 He took what was supposed to be a bad day 398 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,830 It turned out to be the best day ever 399 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:29,720 Like I said some days It will really surprise you 400 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,700 I won! 401 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:33,530 Are you serious? 402 00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:37,310 Awesome Brick! So happy for you 403 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:39,680 Mom, lend me a step to talk. 404 00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:44,570 I can't believe he actually won 405 00:19:44,570 --> 00:19:46,610 I participated in so many things 406 00:19:46,610 --> 00:19:48,300 In the end, not even half of it was left behind. 407 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,470 it's not fair 408 00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:52,110 I...I know it looks like this 409 00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:55,050 But you stand behind his poster 410 00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:58,590 Push him forward from behind 411 00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:01,610 From this perspective, this can be regarded as your victory. 412 00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:03,360 I'm really worried about him 413 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,660 If he had succeeded the first time he ran 414 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,890 So how can he grow up? 415 00:20:07,890 --> 00:20:10,410 Seriously, I feel sorry for him 416 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,770 We are too, dear 417 00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:14,320 How is your brother? 418 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,030 It worked the first time 419 00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:17,310 God, I'm so proud of that kid. 420 00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:20,150 Since Axl participated in the regional competition I have never been as happy as today 421 00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:22,260 I am also here as a human being 422 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,570 Hey, I made dinner, whatever. 423 00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:27,860 What's going on? 424 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,380 Did you get suspended from school? Or crashed your car? 425 00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:32,190 No, I got paid, I just wanted to treat you 426 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,960 You're really welcome 427 00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:35,630 thanks man 428 00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:38,000 Treat us to another 12,000 meals and we'll be even. 429 00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:45,670 Afterwards, Mike regained his confidence Continue with the interview 430 00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:47,090 Dear, have you seen... 431 00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:48,570 Shh! I'm in the middle of an interview 432 00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:53,790 Also, we’re not worried He hasn't found a job yet... 433 00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:54,790 Ahhh 434 00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:56,700 I think it should be before tomorrow 435 00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:59,970 Take a photo of each student in the student union 436 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,940 Because suddenly I have another job 437 00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:06,550 Hi, can you let me give... 438 00:21:06,550 --> 00:21:09,350 Tommy take a photo? 439 00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:14,350 -=Garden of Eden American drama http://bbs.sfileydy.com=- Produced with honor This subtitle is for learning and communication only and is strictly prohibited for commercial use. 440 00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:20,350 -=YTET-Garden of Eden subtitles group=- Translation:little donkey little grass Proofreading: Xiao Caozi Timeline: Xiao Hui almost made someone crazy again 441 00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:26,580 Discord Season 1 Episode 13 Ending